Timmy

Timmy was an only child who lived in a big house with his two parents. Timmy was an unfortunate boy, for Timmy had been born with an ice-cream cone for a head. All the little children at school would make fun of Timmy and his ice-cream cone head. In summer he would have to stand all day with his head in the freezer, to keep from dripping around the house. Timmy was all alone in life, until one day when he met a girl with a pie-slice head.

They went on to have the most peculiar-looking children.